Here’s something to keep in mind: your tax money is like Heroin to politicians! They can’t kick! All you can do is make ‘em go cold turkey by booting ‘em out!

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Gary-I really enjoy listening to you in the morning, it is a great way to start the day. I am sending you this e-mail because I have decided to get rid of my massive record collection and I wanted to know if you know of anyone who buys large collections of records. Since I went to CDs I don't play them at all and my collection is only taking up space and dust. If you don't know of anyone I can always donate them to a thrift store. Thank you for your time and keep playing those great oldies. Russ in Glendale

Had to get a laugh at Lisa this morning (4/15) not knowing Benjamin Franklin was never President of the United States. However that is also a sad commentary on how complacent Americans our of history. An interesting fact that many do not know is John Hanson was actually the first President of the United States in 1781 under the Articles of Confederation. http://www.marshallhall.org/hanson.html Have a great day, Eric in West Covina

By the way… Ben Franklin WAS president of the Supreme Executive Council of Pennsylvania! So there!